geeshesitantalien:

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aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

philargitta:

letssaverockandroll:

wowpatrickstump:

i have no words

oh my god

oh my g

If you really wanna see teamwork make an entire grade of high schoolers read Great Expectations. They’ll have an order of people to pass the sparknotes to figured out and started within a day.

jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

Anonymous asked:
In class, whenever we'd read a book, the teacher knew she could ask me anything about it because in the time It would take the class to read a whole chapter (about 2 days ((45 min classes)) ) I would finish the book. In 6th grade, I finished the Hunger Games 5 times in the time it took my class to read it.

keytounknownchambers:

queersherlockian:

lol, the more you read the faster it goes!

Wait, you read them in class? We always had to read ONE CHAPTER at home, then talked about it at school — or read part of it out loud. I always finished the whole book instead of just one chapter

Same. My freshman year the English teacher set aside three months to read To Kill a Mockingbird. Three. Months.

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

…have some people really never seen covered hay bales sitting in a field?

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

I thought surely there couldn’t be anything worse so I made the mistake of going back and looking again.

I…

I thought surely there couldn’t be anything worse so I made the mistake of going back and looking again.

I…

hotboysofficial:

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