do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
THAT. LAUGH.
this is for you, bri.
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How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
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That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
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What deities do I need to sacrifice my brothers to to get a proper thunderstorm around here
Speaking from Indiana: there’s a small but strong one headed your way.
In fact, the first time I was ever “punished” for not being normal was kindergarten. Yeah, kindergarten. I still remember it clearly because I was really confused why I was getting yelled at.
Our teacher’s assistant (our teacher was heavily pregnant so she couldn’t do a lot with us) was taking us out in the hall one at a time to have us skip down the hall for her. I guess it was to check we were developing correctly or something.
Anyway, my turn came and I skipped down the hall happily because, you know, yay skipping. Except I didn’t do it how she thought I should. I did not skip like one normally does, it was more of a gallop. She yelled at me and made me do it again over and over for what had to have been an hour.
What was I doing wrong? No one had ever taught me to skip. She kept yelling until I started crying and then she called my mother to come get me. I remember my mom tried to show me how to do it correctly but I just couldn’t do it. In fact, to this day it’s still really difficult for me to skip normally, one leg in front of the other. I still do something more similar to a gallop.
So, Ms White or whatever your name was, yelling at a confused four year old didn’t do any good. It just made her cry.
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
Are you kidding me? My high school swim team uses that as their motto and puts it on the back of their shirts every year.
WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO THIS GAME?! WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! WHY IS SOME NPC BADGERING ME ABOUT FIGHTING SOME TROLL THING?! I JUST WANTED TO GO FIGHT SOME COWS.
