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floozys:

circuitrants:

floozys:

the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion

the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose  

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So long as you’re discreet about it.

I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.

i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits 

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fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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therockycrowe:

The 30’s had no idea ….

#advertfail #sexyinnuendo

Ummmm you do know that’s a type of yarn, right?

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jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

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posted 1 hour ago with 342,214 notes  c0ntain)

becausefandom:

eisencorgi:

likeastairmaster:

if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry

oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE

hulk being all ~HULK SORRY HE SMASH SPIDER THAT ONE TIME HULK NOT MEAN TO HURT PETER’S FAMILY~

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frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

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awkwardvagina:

applied for a job at build-a-bear and this is the first line of the confirmation email

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cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

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