fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers, via winter--quay)

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bottuhm:

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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ive never seen someone fuck up so terribly

(via halfblooddirectioner)

I should just start a running list of all the shit I say/think during tests, quizzes, lectures, and clinicals.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via sheriffsandy)

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via violetvantas)

Have I mentioned recently that I hope I flunk out? Because I hope I flunk out.