"Saints Row is 40 hours of playing and 20 hours of designing your own character + looking for clothes. It’s like Sims but with more death."
1 hour ago

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via bi-andreadyto-cry)

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

(via dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via dapperpunkautomaton)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via bi-andreadyto-cry)

  • age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
  • age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via bi-andreadyto-cry)